Ticket Outta Loserville
Written by James Bourne/Charlie Grant/Pete Woodroffe (probably more, cause I expect they've tweaked it a bit since the band got together)

One two, let's go!

When I go to sleep, I pray
I'm waking up to I've Got You, Babe
Like the guy from Groundhog Day
I just wanna live forever this way
Flashback to seventeen
I got my ass kicked by the football team
Another loser on the scene
Every dude with a chick I fancied/Editor of the chess club fanzimne

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up
Until you said yeah

Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my Star Trek shrine
And you're more than just my Valentine
You're my ticket out of loserville

She gives me butterflies
Says I'm not like all the other guys
Doesn't care what car I drive
She still enjoys the ride
When I go to sleep I know
That she'll be there tomorrow
And it gives me vertigo
It was just a week ago that

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up
Until you said yeah

Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my Star Trek shrine

You blew me out on a Sunday night
You were bored to tears pretending
Knew what you wanted and
I'm nothing like the guy in your happy ending
Well you were wrong to lead me on
Now in the night I wake up screaming
'Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where is Scotty when you need him?'

Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one-way ticket back to loserville
Heading for the social flat line
Things are so bad that I'm
Dusting off my Star Trek shrine

One more time!
This is where it ends, and I can taste the glory
How can I depend on a fairy story maiden
Who would do the saving?
Who'll be there to save me?
I think about her all the time
It's like I never had a Valentine
So I guess I'd better kiss goodbye
To my ticket out of loserville