Boyband
Written by James Bourne/Brendan Brown

Boys, we've been here for a while
But we've finally got the style
Strike your pose and fake a smile
Give me Kenny, give me Kyle
I hate to break it but it's true
Fifteen minutes we'll be through
And I won't have to talk to you, you, you, you

Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband

Good Charlotte said they like McFly
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
It's so pathetic, dry your eyes
When you gonna realise, a tune's a tune?
I don't know why, the metalheads want us to die
But these days they're all under nine
So I'll be fine

Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband

I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV
Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me
'There's the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school
Everyone thought he was cool
Till he quit his job and joined a, boyband'

Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband

Join a boyband, join a boyband
Screw your life up, join a boyband
Kids will hate you, out to get you
Ever since you joined a boyband
It's really scary (boyband), palms are sweaty
Potato guns are armed and ready
Screwed your life up (boyband), just like Eddie
Ever since you joined a boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband