She Wants to be Me

At first I told myself

I need my head inspected

I noticed little things

Same T-shirt and sunglasses

Then it got weirder, see

She cut her hair like me

She bought a red guitar

Kept driving round in my car

Kissing her and she

She slams me against the wall

She crashed into a bus

Chasin some super model

She's analysed my smile

She's memorized my phone book

She always wears my clothes

Her favourite words are f**K off

She looks like

Does like

Sounds like me

Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me

Somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What have I got to do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm saying something's wrong

She out back playing soccer

She used to do ballet

Now she's a heavy smoker

She's so obsessed with me

Now she stands up to pee

And now her stupid games

Have started taking over

Don't need no special help

Don't need to see a doctor

I know you worry but

I'm telling you just watch her

It's like she's cracked my code

Knows things I've never spoke of

She wants sex all the time

And still finds time to j**k off

She looks like

Does like

Sounds like me

Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me

Somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What have I got to do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

Me I'm not joking

She won't stop provoking me

I'm goin under

What have I got to do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

I'm in the loony bin

Wearing a pale pink nightie

The nurse comes through the door

And whispers so politely

Your boyfriends here to see you

Look pretty take a bath

I love his silly band

Can I get his autograph?

She looks like

Does like

Sounds like me

Shes stealing my identity

And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me

Somebody notice

I'm fading away here

What have I got to do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

Me I'm not joking

She wont stop provoking me

I'm goin under

What have I got to do to make you see

My girlfriend is a wannabe

And she wants to be me

She wants to be She wants to be me